Hear Ye Hear Ye, Read All About It

Kanye West has once again proven himself to be the biggest idiot on the face of the planet. I feel for the guy. I think deep down inside he feels real human emotions. He just has an ardous time expressing those feelings because his massive, super-sized ego gets in the way. Just a heads up for next time, Kanye, when you're making a sincere apology, don't stop in the middle of it to tell the camera crew to shut up. -K

"The Shuffle"

At a rehearsal for The Ellen Show, Ellen does "The Shuffle," a dance perfected and mastered by my very own grandfather, Jim Morgan.